Feb 2020 - A Series of Unfortunate Events

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1. There are a lot of funny names is this newspaper...
2. Perhaps those names are an instruction?
3. "N. Ishle" = Intital. Take the initials of the other names. "AL Funnew-Merrick" = Alphanumeric
4. Each paragraph contributes 2 letters to the answer.
6. END ORPHANS ("ENDORPHINS")